【键盘侠】浓眉缺阵鹈鹕胜湖人季后詹模式解除？
[Post Game Thread] The New Orleans Pelicans (27-34) 128-115 defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (29-30).
【赛后帖】新奥尔良鹈鹕（27胜34负）以128-115击败洛杉矶湖人（29胜30负）。
霍勒迪27分3篮板7助攻3抢断；兰德尔24分3篮板5助攻；奥卡福10分3篮板，佩顿14分5篮板9助攻，克拉克17分3抢断，迪亚洛18分10篮板2封盖；詹姆斯27分7篮板12助攻4抢断；英格拉姆29分5篮板3助攻，库兹马16分8篮板7助攻；麦基10分2篮板，隆多7分3篮板4助攻，波普7分。
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[–]Kings ImJeeezus 59 points 2 hours ago
Thanks Pelicans
国王球迷：谢谢鹈鹕。
[–][LAC] Lamar Odom dezthompson 12 points 2 hours ago
Demps died for this
快船球迷：这一切牺牲了邓普斯（鹈鹕前总经理）。
[–]Nuggets Guardax[S] 88 points 2 hours ago
Pelicans fans deserved all that
掘金球迷：这是鹈鹕球迷应得的。
[–]Grizzlies RealisticRaptorsFan 58 points 2 hours ago
8th seed fading further and further away
灰熊球迷：湖人离西部第八渐行渐远了。
[–]Mavericks oshapls 25 points 2 hours ago
RIP Lakers playoff dream bois.
独行侠球迷：安息吧，湖人的季后赛之梦。
[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 61 points 2 hours ago
The Los Angeles Lakers have been eliminated from the Anthony Davis List
湖人球迷：戴维斯已经把我湖从个人有意加盟的名单上剔除了。
[–]Bucks lincoln1222 915 points an hour ago*
The Los Angeles Lakers are not going to make the 2019 NBA Playoffs
雄鹿球迷：洛杉矶湖人是进不了今年的季后赛的。
[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 400 points an hour ago
Keep going
国王球迷：接着说！
[–]Nuggets EmbraceComplexity 20 points 2 hours ago
Lol where are the people who were guaranteeing the Lakers were making the playoffs from yesterday?
掘金球迷：啊哈哈哈，昨天那些保证湖人能进季后赛的人去哪儿了？
[–][HOU] James Harden MiyaharaAce 11 points 2 hours ago
Always good to see Lakers losing
火箭球迷：看湖人输球总是很开心。
[–]zorkdepork 10 points 2 hours ago
Today is a good day
今天是个好日子啊
[–]Nuggets twhockey99 14 points 2 hours ago
Laker schadenfreude is the sweetest of all
掘金球迷：对湖人幸灾乐祸是最爽的。
[–]Hawks CasualFan8 391 points an hour ago
The Lakers get no big name FA's this offseason.
老鹰球迷：湖人这个休赛期不会得到大牌自由球员。
[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 247 points an hour ago
I'm almost there
国王球迷：都快把我说高潮了。
[–]Bucks --II 289 points an hour ago
They don't move up in the lottery after they miss the playoffs.
雄鹿球迷：他们错过季后赛之后，也没法进入乐透区了。
[–]Raptors The_Natural_Log 67 points an hour ago*
The Loss Angeloss Lakers will miss the 2019 playoffs after Buddy Hield scores 82 points against the Blazers on the last day of the regular season.
猛龙球迷：在常规赛最后一天国王与开拓者的比赛中，巴迪-希尔德独得82分，洛杉矶湖人无缘今年季后赛。
[–]Bucks lincoln1222 89 points an hour ago
And the Sacramento Kings will upset the Golden State Warriors in Round 1 of the playoffs
雄鹿球迷：然后萨克拉门托国王在季后赛首轮爆冷淘汰金州勇士。
[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 87 points an hour ago
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国王球迷：准奏了！
[–]Lakers swordsdevil 37 points an hour ago
if that happens I will happily give up playoff position to you guys
湖人球迷：如果这真能成真，那我也乐意把季后赛的席位让给国王。
[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 6 points an hour ago
I'm thinking we can honestly push for the 6th seed which would be great because I think we match up with Portland
国王球迷：我觉得我们实际上能成冲西部第六，这就很棒了，因为我觉得我们能与开拓者掰掰手腕。
[–]Pelicans AnotherStatsGuy 22 points an hour ago
Well, considering the last 6th seed Portland matched up with....
鹈鹕球迷：行吧，想想去年与与波特兰过招的那个西部第六吧……
[–]Spurs OUisBack 59 points 2 hours ago
Enjoy the playoffs Sacramento
马刺球迷：好好享受季后赛吧，萨克拉门托
[–]Trail Blazers azkalball 9 points an hour ago
Can you imagine a Warriors/Kings playoff series? Holy cow that would be great
开拓者球迷：加入勇士和国王打一轮系列赛呢？我勒个去，那肯定很好看。
[–]Warriors JinxsLover 18 points an hour ago
What a world where the 8 seed to the defending champs could be a bigger threat then the 2 derd.
勇士球迷：这个世界是怎么了，第八名球队对卫冕冠军造成的威胁比第二还大。
[–]Lakers Jayveesac 153 points an hour ago
Come on guys they didn't even list AD for tonight
湖人球迷：拜托啊小伙子们，鹈鹕今晚甚至都没派出戴维斯啊。
[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 72 points an hour ago
If the Lakers do not make playoffs losing a number of games to under .500 teams will be what haunts them during the offseason.
国王球迷：如果湖人真没进季后赛，那么输给那些胜率不到50%球队的比赛就会在休赛期让他们懊恼不已。
[–]mkramer4 14 points 2 hours ago*
Really? I think they wont mind at all
真的吗？我觉得他们不会在乎这个的。
[–]Nuggets tybgif 463 points an hour ago
WHO NEEDS AD WHEN YOU HAVE CHEICK DIALLO
掘金球迷：有了谢赫-迪亚洛，还要啥戴维斯啊！！
[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 27 points an hour ago
Can’t believe there’s a better Diallo than our Diallo
雷霆球迷：居然还有个迪亚洛比我们的迪亚洛厉害，真是不敢相信。
[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic BOOOOOiiiiiiiii 100 points an hour ago
Shaq Diallo
掘金球迷：这是沙克-迪亚洛。
[–][UTA] Derrick Favors BusSeatFabric 28 points an hour ago
Cheick Jesus
爵士球迷：明明是谢赫-耶稣。
[–][BOS] Rick Carlisle SvenGz 52 points an hour ago
So AD is now the 5th option after Jah, Cheick, Jrue and Randle
凯尔特人球迷：所以现在戴维斯成了鹈鹕在奥卡福、迪亚洛、霍乐迪和兰德尔之后的第五选择。
[–]Lakers Pacific_Marlin 14 points an hour ago
we specialize in creating stars for other teams lmao
湖人球迷：为其他球队制造球星，这是我们的专长，哈哈哈
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[–]76ers Zaxii 361 points an hour ago
JRUE BE LIKE YOU WANNA LEAVE ME FOR THAT???
76人球迷：霍勒迪质问戴维斯：你就为了那帮人要离我而去？？？
[–]NBA fuckyouraesthetic 205 points an hour ago
Jrue is a legitimate all star caliber player and one of the best two way PGs in the league. Sucks that AD is gonna ditch him
霍勒迪真是全明星级别的，他是联盟攻防最强的控卫之一。戴维斯居然还要甩掉他，真操蛋。
[–]Lakers WarEagle33x 95 points an hour ago
Jrue is so underrated it hurts. He’s legitimately my favorite player in the league, the man had FIVE blocks against Harden a few weeks ago.
湖人球迷：难受的是霍勒迪太被低估了。我真是很喜欢他的，这哥们儿几星期前居然给了哈登五次大帽。
[–]Warriors TheLittleBiki 69 points an hour ago
He’s good enough to make me scoff at the idea that AD had literally NO ONE in his 7 years there.
All I’m saying is that if it was Lebron, Giannis, Steph, KD, or Harden on that team instead of AD they’d be atleast in the playoff hunt. AD, Jrue, and Mirotic were a good enough core to atleast contend for the playoffs this year.
勇士球迷：之前有人说什么戴维斯在鹈鹕7年没有任何帮手，但是霍乐迪的优秀让我真觉得这种说法很可笑。
我想说的是，如果是詹姆斯、字母哥、库里、杜兰特或者哈登这帮人里的任何一个带鹈鹕，而不是戴维斯，他们至少都能进季后赛。戴维斯、霍乐迪和米罗蒂奇这套核心阵容至少该冲进今年季后赛的。
[–]Raptors RZAAMRIINF 53 points an hour ago
Honestly, a healthy Pelicans this year could have been a top 4-5 team. Randle, Payton, and Mirotic were injured for a significant portion of the season and AD has been checked out for a while.
猛龙球迷：说实话，一支健康的鹈鹕这个赛季或许是西部前四前五。兰德尔、小佩顿和米罗蒂奇这个赛季大部分时间都是因伤缺阵，而且戴维斯也有日子没出场。
[–]Arvamaka 20 points an hour ago
Yep, especially if they added another piece at the trade deadline instead of getting rid of Mirotic.
是的，要是他们在截止日前引进新援，而不是送走米罗蒂奇的话，那就更了不得了。
[–]sop1232 29 points 2 hours ago
Imagine not wanting to pay Randle $9 mill a season
湖人之前居然还不想给兰德尔一个赛季900万……
[–]Pelicans Good_NewsEveryone 203 points 2 hours ago
AnThOnY JuSt WaNtS tO WiN
鹈鹕球迷：还说什么“戴维斯转会就是为了赢球而已”
[–]campbelljaa 35 points 2 hours ago
"Looks like the entire Lakers squad joined you in taking a rest tonight" - Rest of The Pelicans to AD, probably
也许鹈鹕全队会这么告诉戴维斯：“看来今晚湖人全队也和你一起休息去了啊”
[–]Mitchellsykeslefteye 96 points an hour ago
Breaking: Anthony Davis has requested a trade to the New Orleans Pelicans
爆炸性新闻：戴维斯已经要求交易到新奥尔良鹈鹕。
[–]Warriors Andy_TT 18 points 2 hours ago
[Charania] Anthony Davis signs 5 year 280m deal with New Orleans Pelicans
勇士球迷：SHAMS：戴维斯以五年2亿八千万美金与鹈鹕续约。
[–]NBA fuckyouraesthetic 531 points an hour ago
Friendly reminder that AD is playing with BUMS and has NO help.
友情提示：戴维斯可是和一帮废柴一起打球呢，他得不到任何帮助。
[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 201 points an hour ago
I don't understand how that shit even started, Randle and Mirotic are both legit. Jrue is an all star level player and one of the best 2 way players in the league. They have good team chemistry and effort. Injuries just fucked them
湖人球迷：我不明白这种傻X言论是谁开的头，兰德尔和米罗蒂奇都是很靠谱的。霍乐迪是全明星级别的，还是联盟攻防两端最强之一，鹈鹕的化学反应很不错，而且他们很努力，只是伤病摧毁了他们。
[–]Cavaliers PM_ME_UR_ASSES_GURLS 19 points 2 hours ago
I mean they don't consistently do this. Seems that him wanting out made them more consistent. They probably also had this game circled.
骑士球迷：我觉得鹈鹕的表现不稳定。貌似是戴维斯要离队的想法使得鹈鹕表现更加稳定。他们也许就等着这场比赛呢。
[–][NOP] Anthony Davis ReynoldsJasperterian 73 points an hour ago
We miss you Threekola
鹈鹕球迷：我们想念你，米罗蒂奇。
[–]Bucks CompleteSpud 34 points an hour ago
don't worry, i'm currently loving him. He's in good hands
雄鹿球迷：别担心，我现在很爱他。我们会善待他的。
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[–]basketball_gods 278 points 2 hours ago
Playoff mode deactivated.
季后詹模式解除。
[–]Lakers BaselinexDrive 26 points 2 hours ago
It's time to shut Lebron down till next season. This team fucking sucks
湖人球迷：是时候让詹姆斯歇歇，等下赛季了。这支球队烂得一匹。
[–]NBA continualprogress 27 points 2 hours ago
lol losing to the pelicans without AD. have fun watching the playoffs from home Lebron
哈哈哈哈，输给没有戴维斯的鹈鹕。好好在家看季后赛吧，詹姆斯。
[–]Pelicans Nola67 35 points 2 hours ago
I can’t believe this sub was trashing the Pels for not trading for players from a team they just man handled without AD
鹈鹕球迷：之前吧里还因为没有要湖人的年轻人而狂喷我们，真是不敢相信啊，那支球队可是才被没有戴维斯的鹈鹕肢解哦。
[–]Pelicans Lyte_Work 9 points an hour ago
TalEnTeD YoUng CoRE
鹈鹕球迷：所谓的“有天赋的年轻核心团队”
[–]Aric_Racus 23 points 2 hours ago
ThE pElIcAnS tRaDe DeMaNdS wErE tOo HiGh
还说什么“鹈鹕就是狮子大开口”
[–][OKC] Kevin Durant xRingo 70 points 2 hours ago
Imagine thinking the Lakers young core is worth AD lmao
雷霆球迷：居然还有人觉得湖人这帮年轻核心值得上一个戴维斯，哈哈哈哈
[–]Lakers AmnestyTHAT 17 points 2 hours ago
They are, the veterans lost this game.
湖人球迷：他们还是配得上的，是老将让我们输掉了这场比赛。
[–]Spurs microsurgery 11 points 2 hours ago
Lebron: I'll go back to East to play rookie mode, West is too hard
马刺球迷：詹姆斯：“我要回到东部开启新秀模式，西部太难了。”
[–]Bucks --II 213 points an hour ago
Tough loss for LA, but you know the Lakers won't be handing away games to lottery teams like the Hawks and Pels once LeBron gets back.
雄鹿球迷：湖人这场失利很糟心，可詹姆斯一回来他们就没法面对客场和老鹰、鹈鹕这种乐透球队的比赛，你们知道的。
[–]Pelicans letmehollahollaholla 29 points an hour ago
wAit tIL lOnzO cOmEs bAcK
鹈鹕球迷：不是说“等鲍尔回来再说嘛”
[–][UTA] Derrick Favors BusSeatFabric 67 points an hour ago
It was actually incredible watching Lebron toggle his playoff mode on/off depending on whether they were on offense or defense.
爵士球迷：看着詹姆斯根据对手的攻防级别而不断开关换季后詹模式，这真是不可思议。
[–][LAL] Metta World Peace Sweaty_LeBron 132 points 2 hours ago
I have come to peace that we are not making the playoffs. If it does happen somehow, great we will truly enjoy the sweep by the warriors.
But what is really infuriating and maddening is the lack of culture, these guys just dont enjoy playing together no more. Lets pack it the fuck up and study the projected 10-15 picks in the draft lol.
We lost to the knicks and cavs at home, the hawks and the AD-less pelicans. There is your season.
And there we have the kings who truly deserve the playoffs so much more than us too.
And now excuse me as i go watch the game 7 of 2005 finals to remind myself what defense actually looks like after tonight's defense holocaust by us
湖人球迷：我心态已经很平和了，我们是进不了季后赛的。如果真进了季后赛，那好，我们真会被勇士横扫的。
可是真正让人抓狂的是球队文化的缺失，这些人就是不以在一起打球为乐了。咱还是研究研究10-15位的选秀签吧，哈哈哈哈
我们主场输给了尼克斯和骑士，然后还有老鹰和没有戴维斯的鹈鹕。这就是这个赛季的表现。
而且比起我们，国王的表现实际上更应该进季后赛。
原谅我吧，因为我看了05年总决赛G7的比赛，这就让我想起了真正的防守是咋样的，而我们今晚的防守就是场灾难。
[–]Bucks lincoln1222 14 points an hour ago
game 7 of 2005 finals
every time Lakers fans talk about how the Pistons didn't earn their 2004 championship because they beat them with Malone injured, they forget that the Pistons made it back a second time and nearly won in game 7 against a loaded Spurs team with peak Duncan
雄鹿球迷：说到“05年总决赛G7”，每次湖人球迷都说活塞配不上04年总冠军，因为他们击败的是马龙受伤的湖人，他们忘了这支活塞第二年又进了总决赛，还差点在和有巅峰邓肯的马刺的七场大战中胜出。
[–]Pistons RomeluBukkake 14 points an hour ago
Fuck Robert Horry
活塞球迷：去特么的罗伯特-霍里。
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[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzma JoshTheLakerFan 18 points 2 hours ago
I want to die in my Kobe jersey and remember the good ole days.
湖人球迷：我想穿着科比的球衣、回想那些旧时光，然后死去。
[–]Lakers LABiH 10 points 2 hours ago
When you think about it, with what we have done and how we're playing this season, we really don't deserve to get into playoffs this year.
Oh and I cannot overstate how happy I will be next year when Luke Walton won't coach the Lakers anymore.
湖人球迷：细想想，就我们这个赛季的表现，我们真配不上进今年季后赛。
噢，我还不能对下赛季过分乐观，那时候沃顿都不是咱们的主帅了。
[–]Mavericks VictorAkwaowo1 103 points 2 hours ago*
I’m just here for the all the “Fire Luke Walton” comments that’s about to commence
独行侠球迷：我就是来这儿看有没有谁说“炒掉沃顿”的。
[–]Lakers drawsnoodz999 29 points 2 hours ago
I think we've gone past that now. we're in FIRE MAGIC mode.
湖人球迷：我觉得那一茬已经过了，我们现在处于“魔术师下课”的模式中。
[–]Lakers spahghetti 110 points 2 hours ago
Hold my beer
FIRE MAGIC
湖人球迷：把我的啤酒拿着
炒掉魔术师！！！
[–]Cavaliers LeKingofAkron 22 points 2 hours ago
And beg for West to comeback
骑士球迷：然后再央求LOGO男回归。
[–]Lakers spahghetti 24 points an hour ago
If they ask him he should tell them to fuck off. That's on Jeannie.
湖人球迷：如果他们真向杰里-韦斯特发出请求，那他应该让他们滚蛋。这是珍妮-巴斯的锅。
[–]Clippers uziair 153 points 2 hours ago
pelicans not trading for that package.
ingram looking nice though.
快船球迷：鹈鹕是不会为了湖人那帮人送出戴维斯的。
不过英格拉姆看着很不错啊。
[–]Brandon Ingram inbigdus 82 points 2 hours ago
I understand it’s a meme but Ingram had a good game and lonzo isn’t even playing...
But whatever, we deserve it after that game. Probably one of the most frustrating games to watch this season.
湖人球迷：我知道大家老玩莺歌的梗，不过他这场打的很好啊，而且鲍尔都不在……
不过无所谓了，这场比赛后你们说什么都是应该的。这也许是这个赛季看着最让人沮丧的比赛之一。
[–]Clippers uziair 29 points 2 hours ago
its not a meme. ingram actually developing compared to december and november.if he played like this then. ad might be in la or you guys are in the playoffs still.
快船球迷：那可不是段子。比起12月和11月那会儿，英格拉姆真进不了。如果他当时就有这种表现，或许戴维斯就在洛杉矶了，或者说你们还能进季后赛。
[–]Supersonics Ok_Maize 23 points 2 hours ago
The problem with BI this summer is you have 1 year before you have to pay him. He looks a little better than Wiggins but he's in the same zone where you don't not want to pay him that much.
超音速球迷：问题在于莺歌的合同再过一年就到期了。他貌似比维金斯强一点，不过他也是属于那种你不想付太高工资的球员。
[–]Lakers SchroodingersDawg 12 points an hour ago
D’Lo was an inefficient chucker with zero D his year 3.
A year later D’Lo is now an all-star and is gonna deserve a fat paycheck.
Ingram is much further along at this age than D’Lo was. If D’Lo can turn it around I’m confident that Ingram can.
湖人球迷：拉塞尔第三年也是很低效，而且没什么防守。
可是这过了一年，拉塞尔现在已经是全明星了，而且也配得上一份肥约。
现在的莺歌可比这个时候的拉塞尔要强得多，如果拉塞尔能打出来，那我相信莺歌也可以。
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编译：云长刮个痧
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肯尼-阿特金森，布鲁克林网，2016年8月
9、Dwane Casey (Toronto Raptors, seit 2011)
德维恩-凯西，多伦多猛龙，2011年
10、Alvin Gentry (New Orleans Pelicans, seit der Saison 2015/2016)
埃尔文-金特里，新奥尔良鹈鹕，2015-16赛季
11、Frank Vogel, Orlando Magic (seit Mai 2016)
弗兰科-沃格尔，奥兰多魔术，2016年5月
12、Jason Kidd (Milwaukee Bucks, seit Juli 2014)
贾森-基德，密尔沃基雄鹿，2014年7月
13、Fred Hoiberg (Chicago Bulls, seit Juni 2015)
弗雷德-霍伊博格，芝加哥公牛，2015年6月
14、Tyronn Lue (Cleveland Cavaliers, seit Januar 2016)
泰伦-卢，克里夫兰骑士，2016年1月
15、Nate McMillan, Indiana Pacers (seit Mai 2016)
内特-麦克米兰，印第安纳步行者，2016年5月
16、Stan van Gundy (Detroit Pistons, seit Mai 2014)
斯坦-范甘迪，底特律活塞，2014年5月
17、Steve Clifford (Charlotte Hornets, seit Mai 2013)
史蒂夫-克里福德，夏洛特黄蜂，2013年5月
18、Mike Budenholzer (r., Atlanta Hawks, seit Mai 2013)
麦克-布登霍尔泽，亚特兰大老鹰，2013年5月
19、Erik Spoelstra (Miami Heat, seit 2008)
埃里克-斯波尔斯特拉，迈阿密热火，2008年
20、Scott Brooks (Washington Wizards, seit 2016)
斯科特-布鲁克斯，华盛顿奇才，2016年
21、Rick Carlisle (Dallas Mavericks, seit 2008)
里克-卡莱尔，达拉斯小牛，2008年
22、Gregg Popovich (San Antonio Spurs, seit 1996)
格雷格-波波维奇，圣安东尼奥马刺，1996年
23、Quin Snyder (Utah Jazz, seit 6. Juni 2014)
奎因-斯内德，犹他爵士，2014年6月6日
24、Mike Malone, Denver Nuggets (seit Juni 2015)
麦克-马龙，丹佛掘金，2015年6月
25、Billy Donovan (Oklahoma City Thunder, seit 1. Mai 2015)
比利-多诺万，俄克拉荷马城雷霆，2015年5月1日
26、Tom Thibodeau (Minnesota Timberwolves, seit 20. April 2016)
汤姆-锡伯杜，明尼苏达森林狼，2016年4月20日
27、Terry Stotts (Portland Trail Blazers, seit 2012)
特里-斯托茨，波特兰开拓者，2012年
28、Doc Rivers (L.A. Clippers, seit Juni 2013)
道格-里弗斯，LA快船，2013年6月
29、Earl Watson (Phoenix Suns, seit 1. Februar 2016)
厄尔-沃特森，菲尼克斯太阳，2016年2月1日
30、Steve Kerr (Golden State Warriors, seit Mai 2014)
史蒂夫-科尔，金州勇士，2014年5月
